Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Below are the tips of how to feed your children properly. I hope that you will know how to feed your children with this guide.
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OMG! That is freaking hysterical! This looks like the Sushi I really want when I really really famished. Hahaha…
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On a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The 4 passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me £1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a quid out of their pocket.
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me £10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten pound notel. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
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Do you think is this real or somebody modified the Jalan to Jalan Puki Mak U Lah in the photo? Hahaha…I found this is really funny!!!
Driver: Nak ke mana cik?
Passenger: Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah…
Driver: Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.
Passenger: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
Driver: %$#@&*
See the photo…
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