Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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On a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The 4 passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.
Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me £1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a quid out of their pocket.
And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me £10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten pound notel. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.
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A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, “Oh, you look about 29″.
“I am actually 47.”
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Do you know that blood type can classify people’s character? This is done by Japanese. This is the reason why Japanese always ask people blood type.
Based on their analysis, blood type with:
A - precise, meticulous, nervous
O - calm, placid, friendly
AB - two-facedness, clever, delicate
B - rough, forgetful, do things in own way
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Woman has Man in it,
Mrs. has Mr. in it,
Female has Male in it,
She has He in it,
Madam has Adam in it,
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
ANSWER IS
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