Everyone have good & bad habits, more or less, regardless of who they are or where they’re from. A lot of Singaporean are seriously lacking in social moral or worse, don’t even know the meaning of.

Personally, I think its all to do with the culture of the people. How do you think?

Acrobatic sleeper at McDonald’s

Woman yaks on phone and sits with legs up

MRT’s door aunties: They blatantly block entrance to train

How did this guy manage to bring a dog into MRT train?

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3 recruits - Chinese, Malay & Indian were at the army supply base to collect underwear.

The Sergeant was there to aid the supplies.

Sergeant: Hei Ah Beng! How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng: (thinks a while) 7 Sarjen (sergeant)!
Sergeant: (puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. One day one.

Sergeant: (Malay recruit) Eh Mat! How many underwear?
Mat: (without hesitation) 6 Sarjen!
Sergeant: (curious) How come six?
Mat: Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, Sat & Sun. Friday I wear sarong.

How about Indian?

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Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the DJ to play the song “Ah Cheng Beh Ro Ti” (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread)

The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to reselect another song. The Ah Bengs were kicked up a big fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them. The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs were actually asking for the song “Unchained Melody“.

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It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and there have 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical device starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
MC: No. Radio does not start with the letter “L”

Then, move on to the second question.

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
MC: Oh..No, no!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

The Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter “L”, they decided to give her another chance.

MC: OK, the final question is: Name me parts of human body starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lung
Miss Malaysia: Liver
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!! OMG, the Judges fainted instantly!

By the way, you can only appreciate the joke above if you understand that some Chinese educated people are having problem pronouncing words starting with the letter “R”. They usually pronounce it with “L” instead or “R”

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