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Funny Court Jokes

limpek — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:51:57 +0000

Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Attorney: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

How To Feed Your Children?

limpek — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:38:28 +0000

Below are the tips of how to feed your children properly. I hope that you will know how to feed your children with this guide.

New Type of Sushi

limpek — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:05:05 +0000

OMG! That is freaking hysterical! This looks like the Sushi I really want when I really really famished. Hahaha…

Jokes: On A Train

limpek — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 05:40:33 +0000

On a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The 4 passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic.

Then, the young girl proposes, “If each of you will give me £1.00, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a quid out of their pocket.

And then the girl pulls us her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen will give me £10.00, I’ll show you my thighs,” and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten pound notel. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, “If you will give me £100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis.”

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they’re passing. “See there in the distance. That’s the hospital where I had it done!”

Jalan Puki Mak U Lah

limpek — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:24:29 +0000

Do you think is this real or somebody modified the Jalan to Jalan Puki Mak U Lah in the photo? Hahaha…I found this is really funny!!!

Driver: Nak ke mana cik?

Passenger: Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah…

Driver: Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.

Passenger: Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.

Driver: %$#@&*

See the photo…

Funny Fail Pictures

limpek — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 11:27:42 +0000

Failure can be funny. All those pictures below show failing big time.

Male & Female, After Body Swap

limpek — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:19:25 +0000

If you feel not satisfy with your body, then i think this is good news for you. There are phenomena where male to female transsexuals much more common than female to male? Do you think swap female body for a male body preferably young, tall, good-looking and athletic?

Funny Football Player Pictures

limpek — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:17:51 +0000

If you love watching funny football players in funny situations like the one in the picture but you can’t watch all in the games, then here is a possible solution for you. See how the football players from different angle view.

Funny Street Fighter Fans

limpek — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:13:45 +0000

We all also know that the street fighter characters always fit, ready for action, but what if they had to get a day job? See how these street fighter fans make their own fight combination right on the blackboard.

Funny & Crazy Banana Pictures

limpek — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:01:58 +0000

What do you think about these bananas? In this site each of the bananas has not only a funny look but they will make you crazy!