A man went to the police station to file a report regarding his missing wife:
Man: I lost my wife.
Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or chubby?
Man: Not slim, can be chubby.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Man: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Man: Changes according to the season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit, I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?
Man: Yes‚ my pet dog - Romeo‚ a Labrador - tied with a golden chain‚ height 30 inches‚ healthy‚ blue eyes‚ blackish brown hair‚ his left foot thumb nail is missing‚ he never barks‚ wearing a golden
belt studded with blue balls‚ he likes non-veg food‚ we eat together‚ we jog together and then‚ the man started crying.
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!
Man: Excellent idea‚ sir!
By Calvyn on Nov 9, 2009 | Reply
this guy love the dog more then his wife
By pisang on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply
so de-tail at dog…..
wa ka ka ka ka ka
By Tony Wan on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply
Haha….good one
By Hilarious Joker on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply
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